Jeffrey’s Twitter Updates for 2010-12-28

  • Spent an hour looking for a new book that I misplaced and which I need to use tomorrow. Upon finding it spent two hours cleaning up the desk #
  • Q. What did the alien say to the garden? A. Take me to your weeder. #
  • Q. Why did the man sleep under the car? A. So he could wake up oily in the morning. #
  • Lastly, a final 2 cracker jokes. #
  • Does anybody know the conference promotional code for the 2011 #AoIR Internet Research 12.0 #ir12 conference hotel? http://ir12.aoir.org/ #
  • Q. Why did the rocket lose his job? A. He was fired. #
  • Q. What music do ghosts dance to? A. Soul music. #
  • Q. Why did the bacon laugh? A. Because the egg cracked a yolk. #
  • Q. Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? A. Because he was outstanding in his field. #
  • As I am nearly alone in the office, will cheer myself by sharing some of the jokes that came in the crackers we shared over Christmas dinner #
  • Tremendous snow outside. I know my work is important, but is it critical enough for me to still get there today? #
  • To Consider:: Blizzard 2010 http://bit.ly/guxCJU #

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