Since Steve posted his, I’m going to post mine:

George Bush – evil
Cuban Cigars – luxury
Clarence Thomas – evil
The Hobbit – boring
Mona Lisa – elbows [the people in its room in the Louvre act more like players in a rugby match than visitors an art museum]
Teatro alla Scala – unknown
Donald Trump – blowhard
Al Qaeda – evil
Stop and Frisk – evil
Pearl Harbor – evil